Badfic!

The bad fic and other writing-related ramblings of one Alis Dee.

Alis also draws bad art, which she posts to ShockBOX!. Her original series is *sfaj, but you're probably here for Rabbit Heart (or its meta). You can find her other fic at the AO3, and you can find her elsewhere on Tumblr as alisdee.

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BAD END [URBAN NORDICA 2: DEAD ON ARRIVAL POSSIBLE ENDING]

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Okay, AHHHH, this one may be even more confusing than the last because AFAIK the second Urban Nordica book, Dead on Arrival, doesn’t actually exist online anymore, NOR IS IT ACTUALLY FINISHED. But I wrote this back when it was in full go, AND BY ODIN’S BEARD I WILL POST IT. Needless to say, SPOILERS. Also, it starts with some REALLY nasty profanity.

My probably, most likely really bad ending (minus epilogues that actually help wrap things up. Have ‘em planned, haven’t written them) to Urban Nordica: Dead on Arrival. GET THEE READY FOR LULZ AND HEAD-SHAKING.

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Oh, Dead on Arrival. So much angst!

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A Pirate’s Life For Me [POSSIBLE Urban Mythica Book 7 Excerpt]

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This will make more sense if you’ve read URBAN NORDICA: CHAINBREAKER (which you should because ME AND ALISDEE WROTE IT AND IT’S AWESOME), but you may enjoy it anyways. Back from 2008;

I wrote this on a lark… just a scene I had in my head, lol. Possible excerpt from the seventh Urban Mythica book featuring Miriah, our heroine; Loki, a god on loan from Alisdee; and Raine, Tara’s tattooed vampire lover. And a more or less mindless beast Joseph hunting them.

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I remember totally doing some really crappy and totes unworthy art for this, back in the day…

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[Origfic: *sfaj] Our Slender Friend

Lawlz badfic *sfaj/Slender Man crossover. You know it had to be done…

I think this is and will be the only *sfaj story ever where Dee is the explicit POV character. Given the nature of the genre, I thought in this case it was an excusable little bit of vanity.

~2,300 words. Not technically horror, though YMMV.

(Also see.)

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[Origfic: *sfaj] Inbetween

So, once upon a time, back when *sfaj was called Corner and the protagonists were younger, Loki and Sigmund met in school.

Then I got older and so did they, but this fic remains…

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[Origfic: *sfaj] Loki vs. the Lokeans

Every now and again (read: all the time) I have ideas that don’t go anywhere.

Like this one.

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